Score: 10

"LOLOL"

submission: Spongebob Sickpants

date: August 28, 2008

Holy Shit, LMAO, that was Bad-Ass. Thank god I'm immune to emotional scaring. If someone would air this on nick, it would be so awesome.

Score: 9

"Ok 1234567890"

submission: Awesome Crossing Redux

date: July 30, 2008

The awesome thing is begining to wear thin with me. It was funny the first couple of times but its pretty much the same thing.

Score: 10

"That was freaking awesome"

submission: Intruder Returns

date: July 22, 2008

it was very well made and realistic. I just love bullettime effects. As the guy before me wrote, this is like the flash equivalent of an action lover's wet dream. You deserve the full 10/10 5/5. nuff' said.

Score: 10

"OH MY GOD!!!!"

submission: Charlie the Unicorn

date: July 16, 2008

This is THE funniest thing I've ever seen on Newgrounds and I've been here for many years. Why is this not on the front page forever?! I worship you, I bow down before you TypeQueen!!

Score: 10

"OMFG"

submission: Halo 3 2:Halo 4 The Movie

date: July 8, 2008

Best Halo parody I've ever seen. The voices were genius. This was great. I detect epic win!

Score: 9

"There are levels."

submission: SHIFT 2

date: March 17, 2008

To Khanh93 right bellow me:

Either your web browser sucks or you're an idiot.

Score: 10

"lol wat"

submission: Bambee

date: February 13, 2008

That was sick and disturbing.

Laughed my ass off.

10/10 5/5

Score: 9

"Great game"

submission: Coil

date: February 6, 2008

Creative and well done. The only problem I have is the lack of instructions. If that was what you were going for, it didn't work.

For the people having problems with the controls, here they are:

Menus and Intermission screen:
To skip, move the cursor counter clockwise (like the circle in the middle)

Level 1:
the sperm points at the cursor, move the cursor left and right (from the sperm's perspective) to simulate wave motion with the flagella(tail).

Level 2:
Separate the colors into three groups.

Level 3:
Move the cursor around the thing to make it move left or right. Deppends if its a clock wise or counterclockwise motion

Level 4:
Wrap the line around the small circular things and guide them to the mouth.

Level 5:
The large yellow organ makes him move, and the 2 heart-like organs on the left and right make the creature turn respectivelly. Just put your cursor over one.
Eat as many of the little things to beat the level.

Level 6:
The creature follows your cursor. Just try and bump into the other one.

Level 7:
Same as before but mostly unresponsive. Try and stay near the water until it ends.

Score: 9

"Awesome"

submission: Castle

date: January 17, 2008

I know the graphics aren't good but Ifor some reason I loved this one. BTW, what songs did you use? I mean other than the zelda one, cause they sound like they're parts of the same song.

Score: 1

"geez"

submission: Stick City

date: November 1, 2007

I've tried Explorer, Firefox and Opera and it still won't fucking load. Re-upload the goddamn fucking flash you prick.